My Beef with Victoria Beckham…

12 Feb

…is that she is married to this man:

AND  has two gorgeous boys and still looks like this:

Personally, I think she is cute and very very fashionable.  But that does not stop me from hating this woman who seems to have it all. 

*sob*

Life’s not fair!!!

Soooo this week I picked up a current issue of Glamour magazine with Ms. Vicky on the cover with a puppy, and in Jeans and T-shirt still looking hot nontheless. I thought – aha!  Maybe I could read about how ‘normal’ she really is and not this goddess of fashion and all things pretty. 

Veeeeki (my most igbofied version of her name) mostly talked about being a wife and mom and housekeeping and all things quite normal.  I could have bought it.  Except for the fact that no one cooks looking like this:

And no one cleans looking like this:

Or this:

I take that back.  It is very easy to believe that she actually looks like that cooking, and cleaning and wiping snot from noses.  Quite believable for her.  But for the rest of us, the real world beckon.  If you know anyone who cooks and cleans in sexy lingerie and heels.  And is not being paid for it – please let me know.  I need the secret to looking like a domesticated playboy bunny.

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13 Responses to “My Beef with Victoria Beckham…”

  1. GoodNaijaGirl February 12, 2010 at 5:24 pm #

    But Rosie (heh): not having a 9-5 job and having a nanny and no doubt other “help” to clean house and do other un-fun tasks women have to do when she doesn’t feel like playing house helps.

    There is no doubt that genetics is at play with her maintaining her slender figure but in addition I suspect Victoria has a personal trainer and a cook who ensures that only negative calories enter her cute bod.

    And re: dressing all sexy while cooking, I bet some girls do it every now and then for “fun”…they do all the prep work in their grubby stuff then change into something naughty for the rest, maybe on weekends like this one – Valentine’s!

  2. taynement February 12, 2010 at 10:41 pm #

    Yea genetics and surgery help her look like that. I quite like the woman myself, I don’t know why people think she is cold. Her husband is hella hot, that makes everything else okay. I thinks they got three children. Happy Valentine’s day Double Elle!

  3. Vera Ezimora February 13, 2010 at 12:25 am #

    What are you talking about??? Quite frankly, I am disappointed in you, Rosie. How can you forget so soon? I sooooo look like that when I’m cooking, cleaning, and doing all other domestic chores. You should see me when I’m cleaning the bath tub or scrubbing the bottom of the pot that rice got burnt in ….. oh, do I look sexy or what?! Nothing beats akwa ama n’obi (the wrapper tied on the chest). Babe…

    No dey try me o! And by the way, it’s not just any regular good ol’ wrapper. It’s the kili kili star!!! That’s extra brownie points — whether you admit or not.

    I’m out. Radio in the morning.

  4. Nice Anon February 13, 2010 at 1:31 am #

    Looks amazing from the outside doesn’t it. Bet you won’t want any of it if you were on the inside.

  5. histreasure February 13, 2010 at 3:40 am #

    my dear, i’m sure she even looks like that when she wakes up..abeg, she actually scubs the floor with herhair all coiffed and high heel..lmao

  6. naija mom abroad February 13, 2010 at 11:52 am #

    okay, this babe looks hot enough. She didn’t have to rub it in with those outfits. I can understand cooking or cleaning dressed like that, but the pumps? Ha!

  7. Myne Whitman February 13, 2010 at 2:54 pm #

    I admire Vicki a lot even though I used to have a crush on David Beckam, lol. She is one strong go-getter.

  8. BBB February 15, 2010 at 5:05 am #

    lol @ veeeki
    funny thing is i dont av anythots on this woman
    i dont envy
    and i dont hate her

  9. lucidlilith February 15, 2010 at 10:19 am #

    @GNG …abeg…don’t remind me of all those paid helps …it only makes wanna cry. And if my man wants me to get in heels to do house work…then an esacalade better be waiting in the garage when i am all done.

    @taynement: thanks love!

    @Vera: lol. ogodo does the trick for any full-blooded igbo man. Easy to remove he he he he….not that you would be interested in that kinda stuff…he he..is Mr. Shoes listening?!

  10. lucidlilith February 15, 2010 at 10:23 am #

    @Nice Anon: it does look amazing. I want it!

    @histreasure: if she looks like that when she wakes up, then God really does play partia (favorites)

    @naijamomabroad: me and pumps don’t get along. unless i am out to do serious damage.Lol.

    @MyneWhitman: “used to” have a crush on Beckham? Until that man ends up in a nursing home, he will always be my *sigh* man

    @BBB: the only thing that will make me feel sorry of veeki is if Beckham turns out to be gay. Even that’s not such a bad thing. At least she got a good roll in the hay!

  11. Caramel Delight February 15, 2010 at 10:43 am #

    I knew Veeeeki when she started out with the Spice Girls..aaah the memories. You have to admire her, the small talent she has she maximises it to the hilt and she doesn’t sit still. Even when all the drama hit with David’s (alleged) marital affair she rode it out (she is not stupid).

    As for that photo shoot ….they are not serious 🙂

  12. Nikki February 25, 2010 at 12:53 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAH thanks for stopping by my blog 🙂 Love this I will be back !!!

    and lets not forget all the money that Veeecckkiiii LOL has 🙂 that sure helps her to look like that 🙂

  13. Mamuje March 12, 2010 at 8:55 pm #

    Oh, she actually has 3 sons…. Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz…. and i hate her for the same reasons too *sigh*

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