I am Pro-Life

6 Apr

Okay, now pick your chin up off the floor and read on:

There is double standard regarding sexual health for men and women that just irks me. 

 Scenario: Man has problem. Man goes to doctor.   The doctor prescribes a pill.  Man takes the pill.  Boing.  End of story. 

It’s that easy for men to be taken advantage of.  No laws to protect these valuable creatures that play such a huge role in the continuation of our species.  None.  Oh the unfairness of it all!

A woman’s sexual health is constantly protected – whether it is contraception, its prescription, coverage by insurance, whether being a woman is a pre-existing condition, and the mother of all election makers – abortion. Women get so much protection in and out of their doctor’s offices.  There are so many laws that try to regulate what women do with their bodies that it is ridiculous that the same care and attention is not given to men.  Why?!  *raises fists up in exasperation*

As for those agents of the movement that say that life begins at conception or those that say that life begins at birth:

They Lie!  *wink wink*

Life does not begin at conception and life does not begin at birth. [Do NOT insert chicken or the egg commentary here].

To prove it to you we will have to go back. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back to the beginning.  Yes.  The beginning of life.  The sperm cell.  We all know the cell is a unit of life (if I remember my biology correctly); hence the sperm cell ranks as the grand poubah of all cells because it has a head and a tail.  (Take that you disc-like red blood cell!). 

Every year, these thousands of precious cells are uselessly discharged and discarded?  Why?  WHY??  This is a crime that even warranted the good Lord to put Onan to death in Genesis 38:8.  Yet, you don’t see law makers running around throwing together a bill that will ban spilling one’s seed carelessly.  Why not?  Isn’t this unit of life what we must protect with utmost care as it is the foundation that life will grow from? Why is humanity so ruthless as to let millions of seeds be wasted?  So I propose protection of all sperm cells.  I propose that men for the protection of life, be banned from sexual and masturbatory practices unless directly related to procreation. 

So, my fellow protectors of life, write to your congressmen and women, senators, pastor, priest, imam, rabbi.  Write to save these creatures  helpless to save themselves. Band together to protect life!


14 Responses to “I am Pro-Life”

  1. BBB April 6, 2010 at 10:44 am #

    am alughing so hard
    you want the guys to rise up against u abi, take it easy oh hahaha
    the men are def not complaining

  2. Ms. Sula April 6, 2010 at 12:28 pm #

    I heart you so… :lol:!

  3. Lady X April 6, 2010 at 12:44 pm #

    YES! No more senseless ejaculation. Without said ejaculation there would be no need for abortion which I support. I am for this motion 🙂

  4. Funmi April 6, 2010 at 1:03 pm #

    Hahahahaha… Good point… One problem, though… I can see the police men breaking into Average Joe’s house, dashing to the bathroom and apprehending an offender, “Sir, you are under arrest for excessive masturbation!” And dude goes “But I’m twelve!” LOL… The teenage male population of prisons is bound to explode!

  5. neefemi April 6, 2010 at 1:04 pm #


  6. Mamuje April 6, 2010 at 3:03 pm #

    lol…I agree with Neefemi, you joker.

  7. taynement April 6, 2010 at 9:07 pm #

    lmao@Funmi..no pun intended with the use of explode abi? lol

    • Funmi April 6, 2010 at 10:18 pm #

      LOL! Only just saw that… Definitely not intended… 🙂

  8. Caramel Delight April 7, 2010 at 5:01 am #

    LOL!!!!! SO from about 10 years old every boy/man would be engaging in criminal activity. Don’t mind them, they have plenty to spare!

  9. Nice Anon April 7, 2010 at 10:45 pm #

    And the one the woman releases after hers wetin we go call that one? Wasting of wetness which leads to “dryness” in the last 20’s ? LOL

  10. Ibhade April 8, 2010 at 2:47 am #

    LOL …….my ribs are aching……hehehee.
    HA! Lucy, i am in full support o! BUT i don’t want my 10year son to be arrested sha! Hmm……… maybe from the age of 20 ehn? hehehehehee
    GOSH! all you commentators are HALIRIOUS!

  11. Ginger April 14, 2010 at 1:33 pm #

    First time visitor and definitely staying tuned. This was hilarious!

  12. In My Dreams April 16, 2010 at 11:58 am #

    Nice twist on the whole Pro-Life debate. lol!

  13. A Witty Fool April 25, 2010 at 5:49 pm #

    LOL babe. PERFECT argument! lets see the MEN who have been trying to controll’s women’s bodies try and weasel thru this one.
    ps: LOL LOL LOL @ the swimming sperms passing the tonsils.

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