I am Pro-Life

Okay, now pick your chin up off the floor and read on:

There is double standard regarding sexual health for men and women that just irks me. 

 Scenario: Man has problem. Man goes to doctor.   The doctor prescribes a pill.  Man takes the pill.  Boing.  End of story. 

It’s that easy for men to be taken advantage of.  No laws to protect these valuable creatures that play such a huge role in the continuation of our species.  None.  Oh the unfairness of it all!

A woman’s sexual health is constantly protected – whether it is contraception, its prescription, coverage by insurance, whether being a woman is a pre-existing condition, and the mother of all election makers – abortion. Women get so much protection in and out of their doctor’s offices.  There are so many laws that try to regulate what women do with their bodies that it is ridiculous that the same care and attention is not given to men.  Why?!  *raises fists up in exasperation*

As for those agents of the movement that say that life begins at conception or those that say that life begins at birth:

They Lie!  *wink wink*

Life does not begin at conception and life does not begin at birth. [Do NOT insert chicken or the egg commentary here].

To prove it to you we will have to go back. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back to the beginning.  Yes.  The beginning of life.  The sperm cell.  We all know the cell is a unit of life (if I remember my biology correctly); hence the sperm cell ranks as the grand poubah of all cells because it has a head and a tail.  (Take that you disc-like red blood cell!). 

Every year, these thousands of precious cells are uselessly discharged and discarded?  Why?  WHY??  This is a crime that even warranted the good Lord to put Onan to death in Genesis 38:8.  Yet, you don’t see law makers running around throwing together a bill that will ban spilling one’s seed carelessly.  Why not?  Isn’t this unit of life what we must protect with utmost care as it is the foundation that life will grow from? Why is humanity so ruthless as to let millions of seeds be wasted?  So I propose protection of all sperm cells.  I propose that men for the protection of life, be banned from sexual and masturbatory practices unless directly related to procreation. 

So, my fellow protectors of life, write to your congressmen and women, senators, pastor, priest, imam, rabbi.  Write to save these creatures  helpless to save themselves. Band together to protect life!